Missing gorillas

Why is it that husbands are never right? He's here, and he's driving me crazy. He's not here, and I'm bored out of my mind. The princess keeps me busy during the day, but right now, when she's asleep, and it's just me, there is just not enough tv noise in the world to drown out the rain and my longing to have my gorilla man to snuggle up on the couch with and have peanut butter and honey bread and chocolate milk. It's just not the same without him.